No. No. I will NEVER let you have the last laugh.. NEVEEERRR!

*wakes up*

Wow.. I didn't know we were rolling.. *ahem* Stupid camera people, never tell me anything.

Anyway... I've brought this newscast to you all, on an emergency broadcast. I'm afraid the scientologists of tomorrow are on the hunt for.. Do I dare say, yes I do dare, pretty people! Those filthy HUMANS are safe, but what about us La La Land-ers? What are we going to DO?! And those humans? They don't even want to help us! Because THEY want to be the pretty ones! *scoffs* We all know THAT'S never gonna happen, even if they take us La La Land-ers away.

What I'm really trying to say here people is.. Safe sex is fun sex.. And, please, PLEASE, use the public toilet facilities CORRECTLY. Yes, I'm thinking of you Captain Flimingsdale. Sheesh. Transexuals. Tsk tsk.

Farewell fellow La La Land-ers, and remember to donate your kidneys to the national liver association! :)

Ello people of La La Land. Its your Vice President Ally Seph x) I missed you all so dearly *sobs*

Anyways today is BLUEBERRY DAY!
Now ain't that a sexy Blueberry? Of course it is.
Cause its Blueberry Day there has been a few changes of the law for today.

1. Everyone must have smeared Blueberry on their face. If not you will be beheaded
2. Your left pinky must be orange. If not you will be castrated.
3. All pregnant woman must give birth today. If not you will listen to all the Jonas Brothers songs.
4. Everyone has to watch Transformers 2. If not you will be in kitchen duty for LIFE!

That's all for today. Have a smashing good BLUEBERRY DAY!
May the force be with you :D

Yo Gabba Gabba is like, the most awesome show EVER. Like, AWESOME!

But that's not the amazing news. The amazing news is the following;

For us non-western people, it's normal for us to wonder what westerners usually eat for dinner. Well today I asked a couple of "innocent" blondes that go by the name of Kaitlin Riley Mcdonald and Miranda Anita Evans. They have told me the following secret information, that for dinner they usually eat schnitzel, steak, chops, stuff like that.

I hope your curiosity has been sufficiently fulfilled and now you know what it's like for the westerners, they don't eat rice a lot like us.

xoxo, Rara & Ally productions © 2009

Children and muffins, jelly beans and transvestites, we welcome you all!

I am proud to say that we have a town in la la land. Well, it's kinda a city. And that city is called, crapsville. Yes, Crapsville, the city of crap! It is FULL of bird crap!

Now, here's where the title comes in. It's your lucky day! Why? Because you have a chance to be the MAYOR of Crapsville! Yeah. All you have to do is tell us in 25 words or more or less why YOU should be Crapsville's next top mayor! But hurry up, competitions close at some point in our lifetime that we have not decided yet. So if you know what's good for you, try out, who knows, maybe you'll make it into the final 10! ;) ;) ;)

So please, if you know what's good for you, stop watching master chef australia, and audition for Crapsville's Next Top Mayor. :)

Guess what my lovely minions? Tis they jolly easter time! You know what I've always never understood? Easter is like, the day Jesus died and everything, so why are people celebrating it? Why do people give each other chocolate? Psh. Jesus didn't even die near chocolate! Gawds.
Hot. Cross. Buns. They are the best thing easter brings. I mean, you can get chocolate anytime, but hot cross buns? *drools* They only sell them during easter.
And they are delicious.

Look at them! Do they look like they could be anything BUT DELICIOUS? HUH?
Anyway. Vice President Ally Seph is away in India doing god knows what using you know what.
(shopping using money)
Anyhows. Gotta roll my fellow creeps!

This the latest news reporting LIVE from Vice President Ally's Room.

Reporter: So Vice Ally is it true that you're currently going out with Mr.Red Power Ranger?

Ally: *BLUSHES* Well yes I am .

Reporter: Wow. Congrats. So how long have you guys been going out? And is this a serious relationship?

Ally: Well we've been going out since 2 weeks ago. And from the way things are turning out I wouldn't be surprised if we even got MARRIED. He is such a sweetheart.

Reporter: So have you had sex with your other half?

Ally: Why yes of course. He is really into the kinky stuff if you know what I mean. Whippings, Bondage, a bit of whipped cream.

Reporter: That sounds like a healthy sex life.

Ally: Sure is.

Reporter: What about you relationship with President Rara?

Ally: Well Rara and I are triplets and I think our bond has grew even more since Mr. Red Power Ranger came in. We get healthy threesomes.

Reporter: Well I guess thats about all the questions we have for now. Thank you Vice Ally for your time.

Ally: Your welcome.