Gahh!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

ddsssssssss 6:00 PM

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
- Pigeons aren't pooing anymore.
- Gays are terrorizing South Park
- It is illegal to be funny in South Dakota
- Being unique is against the law in Malaysia
- Random is the new cool

Our first topic. Pigeons aren't pooing anymore. I know. And please, stop screaming, it's getting annoying now. Why aren't pigeons pooing anymore? Because they are on strike! Why are they on strike? Because people like Barney, Hitler, George Bush are fighting....with Elmo. DAMMNN YOU ELMO!!!!!

Gays are terrorizing South Park. Yes, i know. Shocking! You see, these gays want gay marriages to be legal in every country, so they are terrorizing South Park. Cartman and Kyle are in hiding. Butters is pregnant with one of their babies. Kenny *sniffs* is dead. T-T We don't know what happened to the others or where they are. Let us hope that they are safe.

It is illegal to be funny in South Dakota. I know... Listen to me all you funny people, it's a plot against us. It starts with South Dakota, and then next thing you know, it's the entire GALAXY!!! So take your funny bones out, and only use them when there's no police officer or enforcer of the law around.

Being unique is against the law in Malaysia!! It has finally happened. If your in malaysia, there is a clone of you. If you visit malaysia they make a clone of you before you visit the country. So, for your own good, don't go to malaysia.

Random is the new cool. Yes, i know. All the celebtrities are being random. Now everyone will want to be random. Don't people know that your born with random? It's not something you can just have! Gawsh. The celebs aren't even good at being random! urgh.

Don't forget to donate your poo to the poor!!!

Update. (About time) 6:44 AM

Here is a bit more about myself.

Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am I spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learnt swimming at the age of zero. I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman, I fly like superman, I drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.

Now on to more serious things.

The President of The United States of Switzerland just gave birth too two beautiful boys. He named them Thing 1 and Thing 2. Smaxy names I must say. Oh yeah and the price of being unique is rising.

Story Time :D

Once upon a time there was this indigo coloured wolf. He fell in love with an extreamly sexy catalog. After they got married they had 30 little cute kids which did push ups with their toe nails. So after all 30 of those kids finished school they had this huge family reunion. It was kinda hilarious at the reunion cause they all married ducks. The End.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Fluff My Collar 11:23 PM

I swear there is something wrong with our class! Well, the world! Coz like, nearly everyone likes to RAPE pidgeons that are dead and then kill the afterwords! Like, who the fudge does that kind of beans?!

So there's the girl our class who is a fudging washing machine! I mean, she does it to everyone! It's soooo annoying! Why can't she get over it?! Everyone has to be random. Its a fact of life. Everyone likes to eat their own poo. However, some people can't poo, so they get left out. I'm saying this because i want you all to know about a cause.

Cause~
There are poor children in orphanages that can not poo. I know it's a very sad thing. So i was wondering if you could donate your poo to them. Look, these children have never pooed in their entire life! They have never eaten poo before! So we must help them. We must donate our poo. Everyday i donate some of my poo to them, you should all do the same.
Thank you

And remember kids....the poor need their poo!!!!

Friday, October 24, 2008

gawds 4:17 AM

I PROMISE THAT THERE WILL BE AN UPDATE SOON!!!!!!!!!

AND REMEMBER KIDS, NEVER BATHE IN YOUR ICE CREAM!!!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Oh My Gawdness!! 3:25 AM

Rara Roll Smoothie!!!
Ally Rock Seph!!!
The randomness of your baby giraffe annoys me! Look, i'd just like everyone to know the

7 things i hate about you!!

- You are boring
- You have no sense of humour
- You annoy me
- I hate you
- You think your cool when your not
- You copy everyone
- Everyone hates you

7 things i love about you!!

- You make me laugh so hard
- I love you
- You are one of the funniest people that i have ever met
- You are cool in your own world
- You believe in unicorns
- You understand me
- We are alike in so many ways

The first you and the second you are completely different people.
Just in case you were wondering.

Oh My Gawd. Dude. I have had a vision!
My Theories
- Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
- Iced Coffee comes from tanned cows
- Strawberry milk comes from pink cows
- Banana milk comes from yellow cows
- Normal milk comes from white cows
- Vanilla milk comes from cream cows
- Mixed coloured cows make cheese and cream
- Black cows are meat
- Baby cows are there for decoration
- Pink and Purple cows are for entertainment
- Aliens are taking over the entire universe
- Magicians are sent here to destroy all humanity
- Everyone is related, it all goes back to the ancient times when there were only two people on earth...
- Ants and the number 10 are taking over the world

You see the importance of these things?? Everyone should know about all of these things that are about to happen because it shows us our future!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

That's what she said! 7:15 AM

Oh My Gawd. Mr Bean is going out with Miley C

yrus!! I know right! They are perfect for each other! You can totally see it right?

You see the connection right? They look perfect for each other! They look sooo good together! I'm like, so happy for Mr Bean. Coz he's my dad and everything.
I think it's time for some little known facts about Rara and Ally™

Rara
Full name - Rara Roll Smoothie
Father - Mr Bean
Mother - Katherine Heigl
Siblings - One. (F) Dara Smith
Profession - Being random and funny
Family History - Mr Bean and Katherine Heigl got a divorce last year coz they discovered that Dara is a GIRL!!

Ally
Full name - Ally Rock Seph
Father - Leonardo DiCaprio
Mother - Cameron Diaz
Siblings - One (F) Alena Joseph
Profession - Being random and funny
Family History - Leonardo DiCaprio tried to wear Cameron Diaz's G-string so the got divorced.

How they met
They were going to Animal Rehab Society and then they both fell in the peanut butter and jelly pie so they drowned in those colourful balls with Hariz (Rara's Cousin) and that's how they met. Then they discovered Barney with the platypus's in New York when they were looking for Las Vegas.

I know, it's like, sooo interesting right?! I bet your all jealous coz you met most of your friends at school. roflcopter you losers!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Did You Know? 4:18 AM

Did you know that....

1. Jelly's like it when you scratch their belly.

2. Benches LOVE it when you give em viagra.

3. Rara is 10'4.

4. Newspapers has a major crush on Jessica Alba.

5. Tree's don't fart.

6. Mango's like it when you touch them.

7. Aladin had an affair with Hannah Montana.

8. Chris Rock secretly had an affair with Kiera Knightly.

9. Apple's dated Nail Polish in the 1700s.

10. Unicorns are R-E-A-L!

You didn't know? Well know you do!

Monday, October 6, 2008

So thats what i said. 11:28 PM

Dude, you'll never believe it. Or maybe you will. Well i'll tell you anyway.

I'M IN HISTORY!!!

I know right..your all sooo jealous. And it just started to rain...hard. pffft.
Now i can't really hear the rain.

Oh Em Gee

So like the other day Mason aka Chuckles McFreckles gave a blow job to my friend the pineapple. I bet your all wondering how i know...well, this is the story...

*fades into a new scene with that back round music like in the movies*

I was walking down the street singing Mama Mia because i just watched Shrek 2 at the cinema's and then i saw my friend, the donkey. So i said "hey, it's been so long!" and she was like "yea" and i'm like, have you seen our friend the pineapple lately? And she said, noo...So i was like, oh, ok, well, if you see her, tell her to call me. Then i walked into Kmart to buy all of the cookie monster badges. When i was paying for the food i saw my friend the pineapple so i called out to her. And she came up to me and she was all like, hey, wassup. it's been so long. And i was like, dude, don't lie to me. and she was like, i'm not lying. And i'm like, yes you are. I found out that you are actually a guy! And he was like, oh, that. How did you find out. And i'm like, shut up. i thought we were friends, and friends don't lie to each other...unless it's a suprise party. And he was like, look, i'm really sorry, will you ever forgive me? And i was like, heck no! Then i ran to the photobooth to take pictures and she pulled me out. She forced me into her car and put a blindfold on me. Then, when she noticed that i was about to scream she was like, don't you dare! So she like, gagged me, i was all like, wth?! When she finally stopped the car she took off the blindfold and gag then forced me into this hotel room. I noticed that someone was already in there. The pineapple strapped me onto a chair and forced my eyes open with toothpicks. I had to watch the pineapple give a blow job to Mason. It was so sad!

*fades back to the real world*

The moral of that story was, to never trust pineapples.
So like, people and everything is like sooooo omg like wtf RIGHT?! And i really really wish everyone a very happy and safe christmas...

BTW Beer! Now cheaper than Gas! Drink, don't drive. =]

Saturday, October 4, 2008

i know u know i know 11:07 PM

I-it was horrible....it was shocking, it was Dara and Alena!!!
I-i was so scared, i was so shocked when i found out that Dara and Alena are mine and Ally's...twins!! i know right, i was so scared. They are like the most BORING aliens in the entire universe!
{ Sorry to you humans for calling you boring, but i thought that Dara and Alena were humans so i thought that all humans are boring. Please forgive me...but if you don't i don't really care } So, it turns out that they are our EVIL twins. Like, what - the - dinosaur right??? Coz like, everyone knows that Rara and Ally are supposed to be the EVIL ones! Coz like, Ally Rocks and Rara Rolls and everything.
Like, what to Dara and Alena do anyway?? All they've ever done was try to make the whole BORING!!! Who in their right or not-so right mind would want to do that? Like, Dara and Alena almost died of their own boredom...i know right, it's sooo scary! It's like, they were boring each other to death! It's worse than business studies!

Well Dara and Alena, i've got a message for YOU!

Yea, that's right, fear the muffin. Coz it's packed with so much interesting-ness that it will blow you away!!

They are REAL!! 10:45 PM

Have you mortals ever wondered why all those people who think unicorns exist are in institutions and are classified as a danger to the public? You earthling's call us CRAZY, WHACKO, FREAK, WEIRDO, LUNNY BINS and other names. Well we should call you people all of those names cause you're the one in denial. We have been trying to tell you that they exist but NOOOOOOO you think they don't. Like what the nail polish!!

Unicorns. (exist)

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Bird (doesn't exist)
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Now remember kids,
WALLS ARE SEXY!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Poo 11:53 PM

People talk about the FRIENDS that they have. And here i am thinking, what FRIENDS coz as far as i'm concerned i'm you only FRIEND. So like, wth right? People should start to talk about the FRIEND that that have. pfft. From now on, FRIENDS isn't a word anymore.

So you heard about the monkey in Japan right? No? Well i'll tell you.
So there's this monkey right, and he's in Japan. It's like, omg. Coz everyone knows that monkeys are supposed to be in URANUS!!! And everyone knows that monkeys are scared of the dark, so why would they want to go to Japan???

⬅ This is what the monkey in Japan looks like

⬅ This is what a monkey is supposed to look like

Like, wth right??? It doesn't even look like a monkey and they're calling it a monkey. Are they blind or what? Oh, and get this. The "monkey" makes these WOOF WOOF sounds but everyone knows that monkeys make MOO sounds. Dude, these people that named the "monkey" a monkey must be blind and or deaf!

Now to less depressing subjects.
Oh Em Gee...
I got this pineapple, and it does magic tricks while sitting on one leg and eating a hawaiin chicken pizza! It's like sooo cool. I bet everyone is jealous of me now. Yea..your all jealous. I can see it in your eyes!! mwahahahah *cough cough cough*
Don't worry about me everyone. This is good cough blood.

Well oh em gee..it's like everyone in this world is made out of pumpkins. Oh yeah cartman. You have to suck.my.balls

Random rant. 10:55 PM

Pfft. Unicorns are S-E-X-Y. I don't know why people just stare at me and think I am crazy when I say that. Its sooooooo RUDE to stare to begin with. And its also rude when people point at you with their INDEX FINGER. People sooooooo need to get manners these days.

And something else that fluffs me off is THE JONAS BROTHERS!! They are like BROTHERS and they are in the same band. Don't you get fluffed up with this!!

The picture below is the gayest band ever.

E-M-O-T-I-O-N-A-L--B-R-E-A-K-D-O-W-N

Okay next topic. Lets talk about the fuel economy. The fuel economy is boring. Okay done talking about the fuel economy.

Have you human beings ever noticed that tree's don't have blood. And to think the National Geographic Channel would tell us. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we have to find out ourselves. Pfft. They should totally get cotton candy and dye them red.

Well that end up my random rant. xD

Thursday, October 2, 2008

gahh - the magic dog 9:02 AM

YOU ROCK!!!!

YOU RULE!!!!

YOU ANNOY THE FUDGE OUTTA ME!!!!

Gahh. This is just random shizz by me & my friends. Oh, and if you wanna be an Admin just ask me!!

BTW no swearing in this. XP

Btw, it says rub me on your BUTT!