SIX PEOPLE SO FAR THINK SAM AND MELANIE LOOK GOOD TOGETHER!!!!!

So as you should all know, Ally and I are La La Landers. I am the President of La La Land and Ally is the Vice President of La La Land. We went to Earth to complain to them. Eric is the person behind all of this mess...
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It all started 5000 years ago. Ally and I got kicked out of MPH (Mental Problems Hospital). Today we found out that the La La Land-ers that visit Earth are sent to MPH. Why the fudge do they do that? I mean, we got kicked out and they sent our own kind into there! Hypocrites much? Us La La Land-ers also have to get plastic surgery so that we look human! It's not fair! I mean, our third eyes only see our hair now! Grr. Everyone knows that La La Land-ers have no hair on their head but noooo, humans DO! Urgh. Once again Eric is behind all of this. Their jails are horrible! They are like, sooo small and they give us mush for food? It's not like La La Land where people in jail have their own suites and they have five course meals! And in Earth, you go to jail for like, rape and murder and stuff like that. They even have illegal drugs! (Marajuana) La La Land is sooo much better! I mean, these Earth people are soooo boring, and in La La Land murder and rape is alright! And there is no such thing as illegal drugs unless you count the ones that don't taste nice!!!
So, to all of you La La Land-ers out there.
Don't go to Earth.
And to all of you earthlings reading this...
If your not fat, your nothing! YOUR NOTHING!!!!!!

To think after 20 freaking years of Hannah Montana being the President of India she'd tell the difference between cows and Fords. *shakes head* But NOOOO! Urgh people with ugly wigs these days. Tch. No more respect for the deers in New Zealand. Gosh.

Well anyways have you heard about Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan? No? Well turns out that they both have kids!! I know. Like what the hell. Two men having kids? Not possible right. Well it turns out that Tom Cruise is actually a women. Shocker I know. So I guess Katie Holmes had an affair with Taylor Swift. *sighs*

Now on to the world of FAKE BELIEVE. Well they are currently selling cupcakes for $1. So get them! They are freaking good. They even have smiley faces on em. :D Oh yeah and Cokes are now officially going out with Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah I know right. SEXY!