This the latest news reporting LIVE from Vice President Ally's Room.

Reporter: So Vice Ally is it true that you're currently going out with Mr.Red Power Ranger?

Ally: *BLUSHES* Well yes I am .

Reporter: Wow. Congrats. So how long have you guys been going out? And is this a serious relationship?

Ally: Well we've been going out since 2 weeks ago. And from the way things are turning out I wouldn't be surprised if we even got MARRIED. He is such a sweetheart.

Reporter: So have you had sex with your other half?

Ally: Why yes of course. He is really into the kinky stuff if you know what I mean. Whippings, Bondage, a bit of whipped cream.

Reporter: That sounds like a healthy sex life.

Ally: Sure is.

Reporter: What about you relationship with President Rara?

Ally: Well Rara and I are triplets and I think our bond has grew even more since Mr. Red Power Ranger came in. We get healthy threesomes.

Reporter: Well I guess thats about all the questions we have for now. Thank you Vice Ally for your time.

Ally: Your welcome.

*clears throat* For many people around the world today is Valentines day. It's a day when your loved one gives you chocolate or a card or just their undivided attention.
Unfortunately... ok well maybe its fortunately, today, in La La Land is *drum roll* D-day! Yes! You read correctly! It is Death day or Die day... We never really knew what the D stood for but we know it's something bad! ;D
Now, exciting fact number 1. Friday the 13th is our luckiest day. Unlike you normal people that are scared and stuff about friday the 13th, friday the 13th is the best day in the world for us! You can honestly find no luckier day.
But enough about that. Recent polls state that the number of straight people has infact gone UP! Please, do not stop breathing because of the fact that you are so shocked.
There has to be something wrong with the fact that the number of straight people has gone up! But what can we do? We can't... We don't have the technology to invent more bi and homo people yet! Well.. I guess all that we've lived for has been for nothing.
You are free to dig a hole, crawl into it and die. But note that hole taxes has gone up since the 1970s. :P

Yes you mortals and la la landers have read correctly. Its the MATING SEASON! How awesome is that? Very awesome I know. So go to your nearest supermarket and shop shop SHOP for your mates. I heard there's a very special discount in Tesco. So go GO GO!

Now speaking of the mating season. Mr.Rumpelstiltskin has found his mate or should I say mates? Its none other then Goldilocks and the Evil Witch of The West. This is the first time we've ever found such a thing occurring. It has always been like so:
But now its a threesome? Hmm. A revolution is occurring this very hot moment.

Now to other things. The latest movie hitting the screens. The Golden Toothbrush. It has gotten very good feedback. The movie stars Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Charlie Simpson and also Scotty Vanity just to name a few. Its a touching movie about a young toothbrush named Won Tan (Johnny Depp) who fell in love with Blackmail (Charlie Simpson). It was forbidden love as Won Tan was very poor and etc. Then one day she came across a flying water fountain (Angelina Jolie) and she changes her whole life. So yeah thats kinda the story.