Children and muffins, jelly beans and transvestites, we welcome you all!
I am proud to say that we have a town in la la land. Well, it's kinda a city. And that city is called, crapsville. Yes, Crapsville, the city of crap! It is FULL of bird crap!
Now, here's where the title comes in. It's your lucky day! Why? Because you have a chance to be the MAYOR of Crapsville! Yeah. All you have to do is tell us in 25 words or more or less why YOU should be Crapsville's next top mayor! But hurry up, competitions close at some point in our lifetime that we have not decided yet. So if you know what's good for you, try out, who knows, maybe you'll make it into the final 10! ;) ;) ;)
So please, if you know what's good for you, stop watching master chef australia, and audition for Crapsville's Next Top Mayor. :)