No. No. I will NEVER let you have the last laugh.. NEVEEERRR!

*wakes up*

Wow.. I didn't know we were rolling.. *ahem* Stupid camera people, never tell me anything.

Anyway... I've brought this newscast to you all, on an emergency broadcast. I'm afraid the scientologists of tomorrow are on the hunt for.. Do I dare say, yes I do dare, pretty people! Those filthy HUMANS are safe, but what about us La La Land-ers? What are we going to DO?! And those humans? They don't even want to help us! Because THEY want to be the pretty ones! *scoffs* We all know THAT'S never gonna happen, even if they take us La La Land-ers away.

What I'm really trying to say here people is.. Safe sex is fun sex.. And, please, PLEASE, use the public toilet facilities CORRECTLY. Yes, I'm thinking of you Captain Flimingsdale. Sheesh. Transexuals. Tsk tsk.

Farewell fellow La La Land-ers, and remember to donate your kidneys to the national liver association! :)

Ello people of La La Land. Its your Vice President Ally Seph x) I missed you all so dearly *sobs*

Anyways today is BLUEBERRY DAY!
Now ain't that a sexy Blueberry? Of course it is.
Cause its Blueberry Day there has been a few changes of the law for today.

1. Everyone must have smeared Blueberry on their face. If not you will be beheaded
2. Your left pinky must be orange. If not you will be castrated.
3. All pregnant woman must give birth today. If not you will listen to all the Jonas Brothers songs.
4. Everyone has to watch Transformers 2. If not you will be in kitchen duty for LIFE!

That's all for today. Have a smashing good BLUEBERRY DAY!
May the force be with you :D